"You bastard! How can you do this to me?"
"I didn't do anything. You are thinking too much."
"I know you are having an affair. Who is she?!?"
"What?!?! Have you lost your mind?"
"C'mon Jason, I know the signs."
"Of course, you do. You've been exhibiting them past few weeks."
"JASON!Stop it!"
"You think I don't know about your affair with Mark? Sad."
"You have no right to say that."
"Really? Oh, I thought it was any husband's right."
"A husband who has no time for his wife. What else do you expect?"
"I expect you to divorce me.I can't live with a woman who slept with my boss."
"Fair enough. So how long you been having the affair?"
"Long before we got married."
"And you've lied to me all these while. Why?"
"There were certain complications."
"Who is she? Do I know her?"
"Yeah. You guys met at the wedding."
"Who is she?? Tell me."
"Its not she. Its a he. Sam, the bestman at our wedding."
Cathy faints.
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Wednesday, May 13
Before she fainted...
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