No more status msgs to show: India has really gone into recession
I was totally rofloled over this. Every corner we walk into today, all we hear is Recession. Its this huge monster slowly eating up the planet. The other day my mom called up to say how bad the hospital business is going on. Apparently people have stopped falling sick due to Recession
I do get the impact of recession, but lately things are going way too over the head. At this rate I won't be surprised if a newborn's first words are "Raa-Saa-Shaan" rather than "Mama Dada.." Oh even better, what if a baby refuses to come outta mother's womb crying "Whaa! Mommy, not now...after recession only"( That comic strip is just conjuring up in my mind starring The Recession Baby.)
No doubt the Recession Plague is mostly affecting the great minds . Politicians like B S Yeddyurappa , Muthalik and Co. making an ass outta themselves with their Return to the Dark Age schemes, filmakers making the worst films ever, the cricket team is losing( well, they lose every now n then..but thats a different issue altogether), not to mention the new panga with H-1B Visa (Poor westward looking Indian fellas now have to look inwards...classic case of Recession hitting the Brain Drain) and obviously topping the list are the Indian IT companies. Even the 54th Idea Filmfare Awards last night showed signs of the Great Depression. The Vadde Khans were replaced by the Bacchas of Industry. I missed their wicked humor and it depressed me..alot!
But look at the brighter side, everyone is singing the same note. World leaders are chanting the same mantra: Deglobalization! to save their socio-political-college degrees stuffed-asses. And also its fun to see when their well-orchestrated decisions go down the drain, and all they come up with, "Sorry, I screwed up!' It getting fantabulous every second.
Now whether the Woody Allens, the Richard Linklaters, and the Madhu Bhandarkars are making movies on this Period or not, I will definitely tell my kids and grandkids the Great Depression story starring the brave Tongue-fu hero, who is now going to enjoy her Choco-Nut Cookie listening to Vivaldi...Gnite!