"You bastard! How can you do this to me?"
"I didn't do anything. You are thinking too much."
"I know you are having an affair. Who is she?!?"
"What?!?! Have you lost your mind?"
"C'mon Jason, I know the signs."
"Of course, you do. You've been exhibiting them past few weeks."
"JASON!Stop it!"
"You think I don't know about your affair with Mark? Sad."
"You have no right to say that."
"Really? Oh, I thought it was any husband's right."
"A husband who has no time for his wife. What else do you expect?"
"I expect you to divorce me.I can't live with a woman who slept with my boss."
"Fair enough. So how long you been having the affair?"
"Long before we got married."
"And you've lied to me all these while. Why?"
"There were certain complications."
"Who is she? Do I know her?"
"Yeah. You guys met at the wedding."
"Who is she?? Tell me."
"Its not she. Its a he. Sam, the bestman at our wedding."
Cathy faints.
21 homies speak!:
This is hilarious...hmm...maybe i'll start writing dialogues too...this was awesome!
WHOA!!! I was going to write a 55 fic on similar lines but dunno how I'll beat this!!!
lol!! poor poor cathy...
this is weird. i too was writing on a similar theme. well, you beat both me and Kirti :)
I love dialogue fiction more than anything and I liked this very much.
Why does everyone wanna target gays these days? First Mahesh, then you and we have Kriti and LGL lined up. And Sarah insists on me watching Brokeback too. Have Milk lined up in the "To Watch" list.
I badly need to seen a teen movie with lotsa straight sex now!!!
@coffee angel:
try it! its real fun making up d whole convo in ur head...all d best! :)
@ Ki & LGL:
Girls, I haven't read ur respective pieces yet. So sorry! Will do..maybe we can start a whole new series..what say? ;)
@ Aniquez de los mil luces :
Hey, Aniket sounded so much better(read, easier too!)
Firstly, I have nothing against the Gay community. They are totally a cool bunch of ppl..and very interesting too. And so ppl like me, Mahesh,Kriti and LGL want to include in our writings.
And whats with "teen movie with lotsa straight sex now" ? No offence man, but looks like u get influenced easily in spinning the other way round. :P
If movies had so much effect on me... then trust either I would have become an animated character or a serial killer for sure by now. :D
And will go back to being 'Aniket' after a while. I am loving 'Aniquez' at the moment. :D
@Aniquez:
Whats d story behind the rechisterning urself?
Oh I was making a point to LGL that spanish names are so cool. Like Ernesto Guevara de la Serna and Don Alejandro de la Vega, etc.
And Joaquin read this and came up with this name (which I find to be uber cool :D)
So I decided to use it for a while.
since ur reveling in glory here - i shall be the prompt spoiler. so here's my dirty comment of the day:
i guessed what it would be in the 4th line itself. the post wasn't the least bit funny. u suk. :P
@Ashwin:
Your comments delight and inspire me. Keep ranting! :)
@ TFL
ROFL!! This was awesome!! I write such stuff but never posted it 'cause I thought it was a certain over-used concept... but you've treated the subject remarkably!
Very hilarious indeed!! :-)
@ Aniket
1) LGL said Kirti (maybe she meant someone else).
2) When did I say that I wanted to write about gays?
Ohhh. Love it!!!
@Zeba:
Thanks alot! Glad to have to in my blog..Keep visiting! :)
So my 55 fic has something similar, not very, just something with a gay twist. Go see if you can :)
(I'm Kirti, btw :))
That was great!! Quite an unexpected ending :)
yay!A new visitor in my blog...Thanks Smitha!! :D
Oh Me Gosh! I never expected this! Good one!
LOL...brilliant!
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