Tuesday, March 20

Big apple… Britain…. Big brother…. Brown… "B" factor surely affects us

That's the crap we have been reading for "quite" sometime. Seriously it's a worthy piece of shit 'coz every one is having a good time from it. Right from the celebrity herself to the readers. It's a beautiful chain reaction. We Indians are always good at making issues (literally n biologically too!!) I mean aren't we the ones who love kissing the phirangis' white asses since they first landed on our soil. No doubt the British left is us in 1947 but we surely did follow them back to their homes(like faithful dogs!!).

I don't know what's wrong with the so called "rich n famous n intellectuals" of our country. Why are they so prone to kissing white asses n become proud immigrants in foreign lands?? Fine! U get good money, better lifestyle….blah blah blah and what! Hordes of racist remarks and slave treatments!! And I don't blame the whites for this. U know why?? 'Coz they are so used to Indians behaving no better than slaves. Whether u are a businessman in Britain or a Silicon Valley worker or a celebrity or just a college student they will always laugh at ur back. They don't give a damn being called as racists. 'Coz they know very well that at the end of the day we need to come crawling back to them. Doesn't the value of dollar decide how many Indians will get to have their dinner tonight?

But media is giving a different picture altogether. I mean look at this sequence of headlines: "Shilpa faces racist slurs in celebrity show", "Indians around the world protest at the misbehavior of the house inmates", "British condemns Goody's behavior", "Goody apologises to the world", "Shilpa wins the Big Brother", "Shilpa meets the queen", "Goody comes down to India", "Commons all praise for Shilpa"….. And on and on…

I mean what crap picture is media painting to us. Don't they know we Indians love being insulted. Our forefathers happily received it and we are just following their steps. Now look at this irony. The British leaders are calling "our" Shilpa (pun intended) an "epitome of grace"… hey wait a minute! Aren't they from the same families who called Gandhi the " naked fakir"?? Poor white men! Look what all they have to do to save their dirty white asses!!

Now look at us. At this moment there is so-called "uprising" among us. And we are fighting for our human rights, condemning racism. But how long do u think will this continue? Unless we believe in ourselves and "we can do it on our own" becomes the mantra , these are of no help. Now I m not talking about total isolation but I m saying no to "decent slavery". I agree ours is not a perfect country, but we can actually work for it. Look at our Japanese friends. Their "been there, done that" attitude have catapulted them to the topmost slot amongst the Asians. Now people if u think u had enough of "ass kissing", its time that u do a bit more of "kicking asses" and show them what u are made of. I m ready…. are you??

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sHaDy said...

love ur tagline "ass liking to ass kicking" now that is wat we want.... anyways filling u up, its kinda a weird situation.....there r 2 kinda ppl i dont mind being abroad...the intellectually superior or the other end of the spectrum the really dumb.... i mean the very good, the golden group of intellect being there is condemnable but not really scrutinisable for, i mean they need to go through all possible shit on earth to do good to the country in turn not being paid even closely to wat u deserve....now i would still take it but not everyone would, so go abroad where they r paid properly and r given freedom....the other end is the ppl who r not fit to work in India, i mean the good for nothing sobs who happen to be NRIs now and happen to put on accents after just 2-3 yrs there...yeah u guessed it right the idiots, Physical Manpower to put it right...they dont deserve to be in India.....well leaving these the large group of ppl who still leave coz the system is full of holes, or coz everyone is corrupt, or coz there is no hope for India...yeah those guys can kill my ass, and it is those guys u r talking about


Well man is selfish, but has also honour and duty....well i say i am up for it, coz i am doing it for MY country...


I apologize after realising that i have gone overboard and now dont realise if i wrote a blog entry or a comment.... anyways thats that...

sHaDy said...

and yeah that bitch(shlipa shetty and her fans) can lick that royal elizabethan arse as much as they want, coz i really dont care, either for her or for that white queen.....

Tongue-fu Lady said...

"now i would still take it but not everyone would, so go abroad where they r paid properly and r given freedom"

i wld love 2 comment on dis line: plz read TOI's sunday times 18th march international page article on how indians in silicon valley are treated...isnt thr all d intellectuals huddled up??just luk at it man...i pity them!

The False Ulysses said...

I'm with you.
Maybe you don't understand what i write, but i can about yours.
So, solidariety.
I'll read you often, and when my english will be better, so i like the idea to have a chat with you.Without kicking is better.
Ciao

Tongue-fu Lady said...

ya u work on ur english...it will b nice chatting with u..

Tongue-fu Lady said...

newayz whats ur name "false ulysses"??

The False Ulysses said...

'cause i'm travelling through the world, but i'm not the true one!
see ya

sHaDy said...

Well i dint read it, but i get wat u meant....racism is very very high, and they need to be the but of all bullshit that happens there, wat i was saying when i said "freedom and high pay" was that the state of the scientists, the reputed scholars, i mean ppl who r not replaceable, those ppl although cursed r still "respected"... well c.v.raman was a great scientist, but many more such ppl r currently leaving the country...that is wat hurts me most, i wouldnt care less if some software engg goes of to the us Of a or some other shithole, wat i care about is the real intellect, those guys r going there for their benefit, well i might not cal racism and crap for a white guy to be benefit, but ppl do...

The False Ulysses said...

that's italian!!!!!!

The False Ulysses said...

What you wrote doesnt' mean nothing, but i understand the sense...maybe.
You want to say: "hallo, how are you?"
Isn't that?
I'm fine, thanx.
From where are you writing?
And, most of all, how are you?
See ya
Ciao

sHaDy said...

was that for me or eshani?? cant figure it out, either way, if it was for me...i write from India, i come in pease, and i am fine thank u

Tongue-fu Lady said...

@shady:

that was definitely 4 me

The False Ulysses said...

yes it was

Anonymous said...

Well written article.

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